This piece is inspired by Rachel Bloom's Sexy Getting Ready Song from the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1 soundtrack. Getting dolled up is something not all people enjoy and there is an undeniable societal pressure in needing to look conventionally attractive. The process to get to a strong 7 (although, the ideal is a 10... but we can't all be supermodels, can we?) is rough and not at all glamorous: Cosmetics may be spilled, the hot hair iron may mark you with burns (super unique tattoos) and you will most likely be (fashionably) late to the event in which your efforts may go completely unnoticed.